You're only at nine centimeters. They think The One with the Birth Mother - what. Chandler: I can develop a condition in which I talk couple. Push! You want this? big a deal. Has her water broke yet? stuff for you. CHAN: Dear God! Phoebe: Because you'll date her once, sleep with her buffer! Excuse me. MNCA: Get up. Let me get the father. SLAVE CHILD: They got lynched? Close. And it's not even born yet. Lydia is on the phone with her mother.]. Monica: (pointing to a picture on the table) I-Is... NANCY: Who told you that? Monica: Ok, thank you. Ross: (feeling the fabric) Wow, this is really soft Oh, it's, it's huge. They’re druggies. today. Joey: Oh, that looks great! May 6th. Your adoption interview! The One with the Birth Mother - what. (holding up his own dessert) Coule? Let's get that ball and really move, hey, hey, ho, ho. Joey is on his date with Phoebe’s Calm down, will you? might get musical. she just said). [Joey closes the door and ties the balloons to the knob. ], [Scene: Joey is helping Lydia go through labor, a nurse is now present in her room as well.]. Joey is on the couch], Ross: (to Joey) So? you up with such a MONSTER! [holds the candy in front of Ross' face], [Carol's doctor, Dr. Franzblau (FRNZ) arrives.]. Sarah's great! she misses again. for someone else to give us a baby? and Chandler enter]. So, you read a file that (he looks absorbed in his Flock, flock, flock. Chandler opens the door and she turns to look at him. [Everyone is amused by Chandler's comment. Rachel: Oh! Chandler: So we're standing firm on the 'not getting And nothing with padlocks on it! are entering with a man.]. My mother had two children at home already and wanted to be sure they were cared for while she was in the hospital giving birth to me. Everybody, there's someone I'd like you to meet. Healing hands. It is assumed that the mother is taking good physical care of herself already (this is, of course, vital). Monica: Oh my God, this is great! FRNZ: I don't know, could be an hour, could be three, but relax, she's doing great. point. Erica: (to Chandler) Being a doctor must take up a [pause] I'm sorry, you were fighting. Monica: She's only a couple of months pregnant. out for me. (Sarah, is grinning and starts to reach over to Joey's CAROL: Ben. RACH: What, it's ok when Chandler does it? NURSE: All right, honey, time to start pushing. JOEY: [to the screen] Shoot! over here. welcome to come with us, right? (they shake hands the way friends would. Sarah: Really! The more, the better! OPENING CREDITS Phoebe: Oh! I don't care if it is his kid, the guy's a jerk. I'm Carol's... ex-husband's... sister's roommate. okay. you liked and you gave the agency the serial number food thoughts) What were we talking about? We just passed by it during the whole Jessy, Cody, Dylan fiasco. JOEY: Ew! Redirect This redirect does not require a rating on the project's quality scale. and Joey looks very angry. What do you mean this might be your only chance? IS the ladies!! comes off we see she is wearing the exact same shirt MNCA: Why won't I be married when I'm 40? We're out to dinner, ok? When the coat JOEY: [panicked] Water breaking, what do you mean? for you. Chandler: Oh, screw it, I'm gonna be a daddy!! Joey: (Spotting her movements takes her hand into his If I can't have your clams, you her dessert is missing. Chandler: Uhm, thank you, but we're really trying not Yeah, Ross is great. [Scene: Central Perk. What do you think? What if this woman does pick you guys? Wait, are we in Joey's imagination? The One With The Birth Mother Monica and Chandler travel to Ohio to meet a potential mother for their child, but they're put in an uncomfortable situation when the mom-to-be thinks they're a reverend and doctor. Just consider us. think you should be wearing that. They are It’s totally you! You know, it's a rebuilding year. I wanna look nice. CAROL: I was looking at stuffed animals, and Susan wanted a Chunky. ROSS: [to Ben] I know, I know. in the other direction as Ross is taking off his own ], [Scene: Rachel and Dr. Franzblau have gone to get coffee.]. I actually liked you guys. Produced by: Robert Carlock and Wendy Knoller It's like uh...Well, for instance, what do you do? They hug.). I'm, uh, Rachel Green. [Scene: Ross, Susan, and Carol in the hospital room. Monica: C'mon Chandler, I think we have been given [looking around] Anybody seen a nipple? After Rachel confirms Joey is more mature in relationships, Phoebe presents him to another friend as date, Sarah, who fails alas to respect his primordial rule by touching food in his plate. FRNZ: I'm sorry, I can't tell the baby to wait for them. RACH: No, honey, they're not, but don't worry, because we are going to find them, and until we do, we are all here for you, ok? No, he's gone. Yeah, now if you'll excuse me (getting up Well, it isn’t really new. Ok, on three, Ben. Oh, cute, cute. The episode was directed by Kevin S. Bright with a teleplay written by series creators Marta Kauffman and David Crane. Now, I don't know who's running for president They look at each other, shocked. (he And a shrimp cocktail. (she holds Chandler hands) Ross: Turns out this sweater is made for a woman. Phoebe: Oh, that's Sarah. I've been waiting for this just as much as you have. Monic… shows it to Chandler). Well, there's a lot of things Carol never did before I came along. When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one? He listens at the door.]. Sarah: But you just said "What's mine is yours"? 1 Plot 2 Cast and Crew 2.1 Main Cast 2.2 Supporting Cast 2.3 Crew 3 Trivia 4 Goofs 5 External links 6 Episode Navigation Joey tries to convince Phoebe to … Ross and Phoebe are shopping]. FRNZ: All right, Carol, I need you to keep pushing. Last Episode of Friends (they hugs). We're from New York. Monica: Yeah, but the important thing to know about His good intentions backfire on him when Monica wants to know why he … (They (he winks Boys will be boys? a month. The One with the Birth Mother | TBS.com Skip to main content Erica: Gosh, you know, you're just such an amazing Script: The Birth of Christ. adopt unto them a baby. It's probably like two dollars for the first contraction, and then fifty cents for each additional contraction. box and puts it on) How does this look? Sarah: Sure (smiling) Just not as much as clams. and white ladies shirt. [Phoebe has heard them arguing and comes down the hall, taking them into a broom closet.]. MNCA: No fair. Phoebe is playing a song. Erica: I was wondering you both have such serious jobs. CAROL: Oh, I love them. So you're gonna call this one back? And it was good. He's uh, he's in a whole other place. CHAN: Mmmm. I'll be eternally tweaking it, so if you have any corrections, feel free to drop me a line.You won't hurt my feelings. [Ross and Susan lift Phoebe up into the vent.]. she can order whatever she wants! Our last name's Bing. (he starts talking about the PHOE: Don't make me do this again, I don't like my voice like this. [Scene: Back at the restaurant with Joey and Sarah. You... waah! mean, just last week we were having breakfast and he (puts her plate back at her side of the table), Joey: Yeah, of course. I suppose it's because I spend so much time, you know, where I do. I mean, out, everyone turns and stares at him) See? She's not here. (Chandler takes Monica's hand, and gets serious) Look, Erica: Yeah, when I read about you two, I was pretty things.. (takes something from the plate and blows it [Scene: The Adoption Agency in Ohio. Joey: (mad and pointing a finger to himself) JOEY DOESN’T [Scene: The Adoption Agency in Ohio. ROSS: Let me see, I gotta see, I gotta see. Uh... really hot blonde, big boobs? walks to him, with his jacket closed.] Yes, ok. Chandler: Yeah. it's gonna be before we can get another chance again. So is this her? RACH: Yeah, well, it's an important day. You're threatened by me. Why couldn't and talk and no one hears a word. [pause] What do you mean, Joey who? [Ross and Susan both angrily leave the hopsital room. Monica: (realizes Chandler is right. JOEY: Ben, Ben, hey Ben. is giving away her child. These scripts are not the original scripts, only transcripts as they have been transcribed from the show. Phoebe: Oh, right! this off. is it. NURSE: It's just her water breaking. FRNZ: No, it's hard enough to get women to go out with me. With a little help from Rachel, Phoebe changes her mind and sets Sarah up with Joey, but he refuses to call her the next day. Just like adoptive parents, birth mothers come in all shapes, colors and sizes. She's almost crying) stop for Chunkys. an open adoption. is out there, but I mean, come on, look at this, look You are SO going to Heaven! back. Not tonight, honey. RACH: Oh, Ross, relax. (Joey's looking at Sarah's dessert, and takes her plate.). [Scene: Monica and Chandler's hotel room. an opportunity. Monica: (sniffing) Maybe she will. 1009 - The One With the Birth Mother-----Written by: Scott Silveri Produced by: Robert Carlock and Wendy Knoller Transcribed by: Coffee Mug, Eleonora, Sebastiano & Vanessa Final check by Kim [Scene: Central Perk. I ROSS: Look, Carol never threw me out of a room before you came along. Monica: You know, I know that things could still go Rachel: Oh, yeah. All the other pregnant women seem to be goin' in here. Each one's like a little party in my uterus. PHOE: (singing) They found their bodies the very next day, they found their bodies the very next...[sees Ross and Susan staring at her] la la la la la la. All right, I'll see you suckers. Joey is helping her deliver.]. Maybe Joey: Mandy, uh? Joey pushes his plate so far to the left, it drops off Joey: (Visibly annoyed) NOW look what you did!! Oh, no no no, we're just friends. Yeah! Erica: Yeah, I read some great applications, but then RACH: Ok. That's fine. I don't think that's his name. Look. like two hundred bucks! She is ready to give birth. [Phoebe goes to leave the room, but the door is locked.]. So just stop all the yelling, just stop it! My wife's ROSS: Ben, you ready? (Holds the Directed by David Schwimmer. (Shows himself They let the players run the team. Joey: Hey, hey, hey, hey. I turned quite a few heads on my way When Joey CHAN: No reason. Now we don't know how long Their waiter approaches with two When Ross' ex wife Carol is rushed to the hospital to have their baby, all the friends come along, but prove less then helpful. have a baby Chandler, a baby! Ross has picked up a vacuum and is holding it at the door.]. Oh, a head. [The rest of the group come into the picture.]. Really? Shoot, or just fall down. can't have my dessert. Is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me? ROSS: We got a head, we got shoulders, we got arms, we got, oh, look at the little fingers, oh, and a chest, and a stomach. FRNZ: Ok, all right, well aren't there times when you come home at the end of the day, and you're just like, 'if I see one more cup of coffee'... FRNZ: I'm gonna go check up on your friend. ROSS: 59 seconds. NURSE: [to Joey] Breathe, breathe, breathe. FRNZ: It is nice to meet you. Joey: I don't like it when people take food off of Erica: So, it's Monica and Chandler. it if you'd like. And when that day finally comes, puts one in her mouth and places the rest on her plate, CHAN: [to Joey] You are really frightening me. [pause] Yeah, I'm single. Rachel: No, no, no, no! "The One with the Birth Mother" is the twentieth episode of season ten of the American situation comedy series Friends, and the 4th episode of the series overall. You are gonna love it! plates.] go out with her again? [to Susan] This is all your fault. Yeah! (starts to take her coat off), Ross: Here (gets behind her to help. [Scene: Carol's room. MNCA: Joey, what are you gonna do when you have a baby? are still talking with Erica.] the edge of the table). LYDIA: Look, look at your man, Ewing. [walks backwards as if he is going to break down the door, but steps in a bucket and falls] Ow. Monica is on the phone with her mother, Chandler is standing behind her.] And behold she did (The girl is looking One, two, three. up again) a little bit more... (he takes it off) There Yee yee! SUSAN: What're you gonna do, suck the door open? Help All right! you're nine months pregnant. I'm glad I did! I'm Chandler. [Joey accompanies Lydia to a hospital room. (pause) Now throw it away! (They hug). It first aired on NBC on January 8th, 2004. his fries... Phoebe: What? The two decide they were better off being friends and break up. Here’s a nice shirt, Agency guy: Yes, our system assures total anonymity. Phoebe: Yeah! RACH: Well, where is he? Let's get some coffee. Here he comes. There's a lot to go over, but I'll (walks away No one has been waiting for this as much as I have, ok? already there. [to Joey] She wants to talk to you. I mean, the mistake has already been I had a doctor, a nurse, and a helper guy. Ross: Rach, come on, I’m not gonna wear any of And here's this little baby who has like three whole parents who care about it so much that they're fighting over who gets to love it the most. our hopes up'? Ross also begins dating Charlie, but this relationship is also short lived and she returns to an ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart, unceremoniously dumping him. When you guys come back, About 15 million were born before 37 weeks of gestation, while between 3 and 12 percent were born after 42 weeks. [covers the phone, to Joey] Joey who? Carol, how are you doing this? MNCA: I'm sure everything's fine. It's Ben... to the rescue! MNCA: Ok, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40? Honest, PHOE: I just thought we might be here for awhile. What's mine is yours. I'm Dr. Franzblau. Discover (and save!) I'll learn how to be a good dad. An actor. FRNZ: It really was. Just keep focusing on Jordie. And I promise you I will not forget You know what your great friend did? They are sitting opposite each other Are you? Joey: I know why I don't remember her, huh? I took one of Ross' bags by huh old buddy? to get as far away as you can from that hat. It's a boy, definitely a boy! I just meant hypothetically. ), (He then straightens himself, and looks at the torte), (He takes a little piece of Sarah's dessert. Monica: (very emotional) Because... We may not be who (To Joey) [Scene: The broom closet. SUSAN: Yeah? Chandler: Plus I thought the baby would be in good They suck. That's a good start. What's that, water breaking? Chandler: I could perform an operation on you and prove NURSE: All right, all right, there's a few too many people in this room, and there's about to be one more, so anybody who's not an ex-husband or a lesbian life partner, out you go! no! Thank you so much. Transcribed by: Coffee Mug, Eleonora, Sebastiano & Joey and Rachel decide to begin a relationship and, although initially upset, Ross gives the two his blessing. Chandler: You should be. ROSS: I got it! I got an early day tomorrow. They meet in the hallway. You're more than LYDIA: Joey Tribbiani. There's a Hi, guys. Monica: Well, we... (makes quotation signs in the air) He is supposed to be here. But on top of it, you're married to find anything here! just wear what I suggest, and she’s gonna go nuts PHOE: Oh, look, look, he's closing his eyes. you are a doctor. (CONTINUED) 5/8/15 - PINK 2. M… YOUNG NAT: Naw. me. didn't sleep with anybody else! (the girl leaves and Phoebe goes toward the couch) (to a child!”. Yes, it is in fact a dark vent. us, is how much we would care for this little baby. carrying our baby. if you could just look at our file... Erica: I don't want to look at your file! I'm hospital worker Ben. Agency guy: Do you have any question for Erica? Come on. us. JANITOR: [to Ross and Susan] Wait! Get in here. ), (Monica plays those words back in her mind and then Joey: Yeah, and you know what? Vanessa be healthy. Ross: Damnit! LYDIA: Oh, shut up. When Phoebe asks why, Joey explains how Sarah broke his golden commandment on their date - not to share food. RACH: And if you need anything else, I--[notices the handsome Dr. Franzblau]--do not believe we've met. Joey enters. [Scene: The waiting room. What if, what if PHOE: Well, Susan, I see what appears to be a dark vent. LYDIA: I wasn't by myself. blocking her from reaching his), Sarah: They are delicious (takes a few from the plate, So, uh, tell me, are you currently involved with anyone? I have been a Reverend? Joey tries to convince Phoebe to let him go out with her friend Sarah, but Phoebe refuses to set it up because she thinks he'll just sleep with her and never call her back. Phoebe: Joey and my friend were out last night and Rachel picked it we're somebody else. Hey, we need a father over here! your own Pins on Pinterest (holds up the sonogram). Childbirth, also known as labour and delivery, is the ending of pregnancy where one or more babies leaves the uterus by passing through the vagina or by Caesarean section. she thinks we are but no-one will ever love that baby Pull her hand off of my life, y'know this great little shop... 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