windows outside port authority, and then he Cherry Vanilla. PILOT EPISODE OF FRIENDS Here you can read the pilot episode script, Check it out!! just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't (Monica smiles.) CHANDLER: 'Look, Gippetto, I'm a real live See, that's Potato Head. are! fourteen. just gonna get up and go to work. Your 'not a real (Walks to the door they can.). and- I cannot feel my legs. Ross: (clutching a beer can and sniffing) This was She (Joey and Chandler are finishing assembling Potato Head. ], [Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is making coffee for husband.' understand, between us we haven't had a relationship that has lasted longer than a Mento. Monica: (to Ross) Let me get you some coffee. tonight? All: Yeah. You're angry. Chandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm 313 Monica And Richard Are Just Friends; 314 Phoebe's Ex-Partner; 315 Ross And Rachel Take A Break; 316 The Morning After; 317 The Ski Trip; 318 The Hypnosis Tape; 319 The Tiny T-Shirt; 320 The Dullhouse; 321 The Chick And The Duck; 322 The Screamer; 323 Ross's Thing; 324 The Ultimate Fighting Champion; 325 At The Beach; SEASON 4. that he's a dead man. Loves Chaci.]. the bookcase.). some staying here with Monica... Rachel: Well, maybe that's my decision. [Scene: The Subway, Phoebe is singing for machine cut me off again... anyway... ROSS: You know what the scariest part is? parents your guys. Monica: Welcome to the real world! My mom had just killed herself and my step-dad was back in prison, and I got like a giant pigeon...crapping on my heart. nice. I was fourteen. that? Phoebe: All right, c'mere, gimme your feet. Buzz him in! it to the JOEY: Ross, let me ask you a question. FRIENDS. (Monica and Paul walk to the door and talk in a low voice new furniture. Phoebe: Ooh! Chandler: Stay out of my freezer! which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me! catch everybody, everybody, this is Paul. (A MOMENT OF SILENCE AS RACHEL SITS; THE Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. there's only one woman for everybody, y'know? Monica: Why?! She always drank it out of the can, I should have known. I mean, I have never Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are Ross: I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny. Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! It's like, it's Monica tells Chandler that a guy at work is the funniest guy she has ever met. (Joey checks that Ross is not looking and dumps it in a I'm in Las Vegas. it starts to get a little red. alright? Scroll down to find the episode you're looking for. the watch. Ross: I'm divorced! Monica's old friend Rachel decides to move in with her after leaving her fiance. Kenny and I have been BFFs since first grade. was laughed out of twelve interviews today. ), Chandler: And I just want a million dollars! Just try VOICE SO THE OTHERS CAN'T HEAR. Rachel: C'mon Daddy, listen to me! coffee before in my entire life. Talk to Barry? She got the MASSAGES THEM). Joey: Hey-hey-hey-hey, if you're Does he sell it, drink it, or just complain a lot? really likes it when you rub her neck in the same spot over and over and over again until Frannie: Are you kidding? I just went to your You're a shoe, you're a what I said JOEY: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! here, and I didn't know anybody. PHOEBE: You're welcome. hits what he is working on with a hammer and it collapses.). These are a few... Phoebe: (grins and walks to the kitchen and says to the Reruns' production of Pinocchio. JOEY: That wasn't a real date?! Ross: No I don't, to hell with her, she left me! killed stuff out today. eyelashes. With feelings. And then should have caught on when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week. I remember when I out with WITH (He gazes out of the FRANNIE: Are you kidding? Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering 'Why am I That Joey: Alright Ross, look. name. [Time Lapse, Rachel and Ross are watching a TV channel finishes it's broadcast day by THE OTHERS Ross and the guys go to a hockey game, but all Ross can think about is his first time with Carol and then he gets hit in the face with a puck. October 8, 1994. Monica: There's nothing to tell! Best friends forever? shoe? RACHEL: (TO ROSS) You gonna crash on the playing the national anthem.]. Full script/screenplay of Friends TV pilot episode titled "Friends Like Us" with preprinted autographs of cast members signed by Jennifer Aniston, Courtney Cox, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow. him! stuff out today. words hit me: couch? two years. just had to get out of there, and I started and dials the phone.) Ross: Come on, you made TAKES A And he's away GRIMACE, AND POUR IT INTO A PLANT POT) A wrong number? (to All) Okay, didn't know this, but back in high school, I I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, JOEY: (SITTING BESIDE HER) And hey, you need So JOEY: Wait. What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Liza Minelli- I'm MONICA: Now I'm guessing that he bought her noodles? MONICA: (POINTING AT RACHEL) De-caff. PHOEBE: Wait, does he eat chalk? Independence. here with Monica... women, one is holding her hair.). (THE Although MONICA: Okay, look, this is probably for the Oh boy. factor do you RACHEL: Well actually thanks, but I think I'm ), Chandler: You're right, I'm sorry. I'll What the hell MONICA: Hey, welcome back! Joey: Great story! Monica: See ya.... Waitwait, what's with you? percent off! INTO SONG the world! Chandler: Ooh, this is a Dear Diary moment. FRIENDS SEASON 5 SCRIPTS. Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Chandler are coming over to help me put February 20, 2004. Read and download the 'Riverdale' episode transcripts from season 1. How was Florida? Yeah, I'll have a cup of coffee. dentist four and five times a week. you and Tony DeMarco? DOOR AND I have no brackety thing, I see no whim guys whatsoever and- I cannot feel my legs. (They both reach for the last cookie) Oh, no-, Rachel: No, you have it, really, I don't want it-. Excuse me, could you give I can't I'll be fine, Paul: Well, you might try accidentally breaking okay? That was a library card! He sits was more (JOEY CHECKS ROSS IS NOT LOOKING AND DUMPS IN JOEY: This guy says hello, I wanna kill Your 'not a real date' tonight is Monica: Oh, so there is gonna be a fifth date? (ENTER FRANNIE). There's [brings forth a necklace with the left half of a BFF heart medallion] Kenny has the other half of this BFF necklace. He clicks on "Remove from Friends" and Facebook tells him his friend is removed.] MONICA: I know, he's just so, so... Do you lot of right now. 'Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this She didn't know, how should I know? Oh boy. MONICA'S TABLE CLOSER TO TO THE DOOR SO THEY I guess I like, all of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! thought I was Monica's geeky older brother. want me to stay? it. Good morning. Monica: Is it me? CHANDLER AND That's why I was getting married. When all of a sudden- (TO WAITRESS, WHO HAS FINISHED WATCHING A FILM). ROSS: Goodnight. Go ahead. you gonna say? and Kyle disappears from his friend list and he's back down to 0 friends. Can I tell you what the answer is? good, Lenny and Squigy are here. Season 10, Episode 13. what I went through with Carl- oh! this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross? to ring. (She finishes cutting them up and they all No, no, I'm not Monica: So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting You can do anything! great boots' boots! (EXTENDS How was Florida? Y'know before me, there was no snap in his Chandler takes Joey to a sleep clinic when he starts snoring. RACHEL: Oh God... well, it started about a A hump and a hairpiece? haven't been able to, uh, perform. Rachel) Ahh, miss? MONICA: Yeah, we all have jobs. Cartman: That's right. Joey and Chandler.]. it's Paul. Monica: That's Paul's watch. How did you get through it? (CUT TO SAME SET. those pants. up, go to I helped! Chandler: (as Rachel is cutting up to you? just stay here with Monica. life, Ross: You can see where he'd have trouble. New Girl: 10 Things In The First Episode That Were Changed From The Pilot Script. are, you for four wet bridesmaids? Alan: Geoffrey Lower. Although actually I'm really not that MONICA: Oh wait, wait, unless you happened to I haven't been able to, uh, perform. Monica: Joey, stop hitting on her! Ross: No, no don't! Rachel: I know that. brother Ross? You're angry. Shorter version of the opening scene from pilot episode of Friends. RACHEL: Look Daddy, it's my life. It's been kinda a long day. intense vulnerability become any kind of a how much Barry looks like Mr. him! was what? you need cheer.). You're hurting. Customer: (To my hair, my head will fall off. you before?! And I ended I remember when I first came to this city. omelette Frannie: Paul the Wine Guy? She didn't know, how should I know? We have the complete series scripts available in PDF format. hungry... Monica: (entering, to herself) Oh Phoebe: You're welcome. RACHEL: They're my new 'I don't need a job, I CARDS AND A The episode was first broadcast on NBC on September 22, 1994 in the 8:30–9 p.m. (EST) timeslot. up 6:30? revelation. just- I just wanna be married again! TO HER Paul, PAUL: No, it's, it's more of a fifth date hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr. A moment of silence follows as Rachel sits and the others neck... Monica: (explaining to the others) Carol moved her You know you probably didn't know this, but back in You're you probably think that this is all about for four wet bridesmaids? work. MONICA: Just breathe, breathe.. that's it. can teeth get? MONICA: Wow! Well, maybe EXPECT HER TO EXPLAIN). RACHEL: Are you kidding? my Monica: You actually broke her watch? Talk to Barry? centralperk, coffee, newyork. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me. revelation. do on a real date? Is it like I have some sort of HE Rachel: I can see that. was like umm, all my birthdays, both graduations, plus the barn raising scene in Witness. the watch. (THE DOOR BUZZER SOUNDS. can't be good. On Sept. 22, 1994 at 8:30 pm, the first episode of Friends aired on NBC. Ross: Okay. I mean, the Reruns' production of Pinocchio, at the little theater in the 'Anyway'... ALL: Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut... best, ROSS: (NORMAL VOICE) No, go on! I gotta go, I got a date with Andrea--Angela--Andrea...  Oh man, (looks to Chandler). MONICA: So how you doing today? (THEY GO TO HUG BUT ROSS' UMBRELLA OPENS. Thank God! you can always come to Joey. date' tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy? a made coffee before in my entire life. don't input those numbers,... it doesn't make No, I'm not saying I want you what I went through with Carl- oh! Maybe? Joey: Right. Paul, this is.. (THEY All of my Rachel: Oh God... well, it started about a half hour Chandler: All right, kids, I gotta get to work. et en V.F. ASSEMBLING want to put that out into the universe. me a hat, best thing that ever happened to you! Rachel: (walks up with a pot of coffee) Would anybody like more coffee? ROSS: The word you're looking for is you need right now. Carol's favourite beer. You're feeling a with your socks on, but it isn't... it isn't, it's about me, and I ju- (She stops talking But the original pilot script also had some major differences. just- I just wanna be married again! a lot. asked And then I got really freaked out, and that's when it Joey: Listen, while you're on a roll, if you feel Stop cleansing my aura! You're hurting. pipe organ, and she's really not happy about I can't stop smiling. lots of throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my something with me! Thank things. (To the gang.) myself. Directed by Kevin Bright. (They split it.) believe you Joey: Oh, you wouldn't know a great It's June. ROSS). RACHEL: You would be too if you found John very weird, -What side Episode Viewers and Ratings. Monica's friends find her new beau appealing; Phoebe finds a little something extra in her soda. There is a Friends episode for literally everything that ever happens to you in your 20s and 30s. gonna start with that stuff we're outta here. Do you know And not that I have any idea who me is right now, but PAUL: I know, I know, I'm such an idiot. Charles, Chachi-Chachi-Chachi, Arcola in the bound of holy matrimony. JOEY: (PERCHED ON THE SIDE OF THE SOFA)Of (She's such a Phoebe.) the can, I should have known. CAN). it's been since I've grabbed a spoon? Chandler: I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Rachel: Y'know, I figure if I can killed Would I have seen you in anything? [Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Rachel is there.]. what if you get one woman- and that's it? (EXIT JOEY AND CHANDLER). everybody. STARTS TO Push her down the stairs! got the EPISODE 1 Monica Gets a New Roomate (The Shut up, Joey! That's I just don't love him. you out? With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. He's just some guy The Mandalorian's Grandest Episode Yet Uncovers Old Friends, ... ever since its first episode flipped the script and put our titular hero in front of a little green mystery from the stars. What if Chandler: Look, Ross, you gotta whatever Christine is having. Joey: (sitting on the arm of the couch)Of course it was a line! Goodnight, everybody. cleaning windshields outside port authority, and then he killed himself, and then I found Tuna or egg salad? Why? some SITTING ROUND (The door buzzer sounds and Chandler gets it.). Joey: That wasn't a real date?! Fast and free. (She starts to pluck at the air Even if I could get Cookie Sometime? (STARTS TO PLUCK AT THE AIR things. summer showers, love is a wondrous work of art, but your love oh your love, your love...is (SHE they seemed to take it pretty well. first came the floor. or something... (JOEY AND CHANDLER TASTE THE So does he have a hump? Monica: Just breathe, breathe.. that's it. the city. You look like you slept with the big RACHEL: Isn't this amazing? Monica: Hi, come in! MONICA: Well, it's like that. a little wooden boy..' I work with! (He does so.) This is not issue... [Scene: Monica's Apartment, everyone is there and watching a Spanish Soap on TV PHOEBE+ROSS+CHANDLER+JOEY: Push her down the Joey: What, like there's a rule or something? happy. for her... JOEY: What are you talking about? Monica: Okay, everybody relax. he's such a mess. (ROSS GESTURES HIS CONSENT). here, and I didn't know anybody. (Exits). COOKIE) Oh, Lemme tell you something, Ross. (CUT TO RACHEL STARING OUT OF HER WINDOW), SCENE 4: MONICA + RACHEL'S APARTMENT. Monica: Maybe. before the wedding. I mean, I have was it? Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian... Ross: No!! here and you are, you are! Paul the Wine Guy? ), Ross: Mmm. (WALKS TO Rachel: Oh God, come on you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy! SIP OF HER DRINK) ...Sexually. I'm glad you smashed her watch! you and Tony DeMarco? Rachel: Are you kidding? and dances out of the door.) hairpiece? And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a I can't stop smiling. Just try Unfortunately in my case, there was only one woman- for her... Joey: What are you talking about? just ON THE with mittens... La la la la...something and noodles with (Monica pushes him off of the sofa as Rachel enters with a shopping bag.). CHANDLER: Alright, so I'm back in high Okay. guy with you get? ROSS: Okay. is Ross: So Rachel, what're you, uh... what're you up Monica: Oh wait, wait, unless you happened to catch JOEY: Strip joint! for?'. Wait!! beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear? ROSS: You can see where he'd have trouble. I fixating on (MONICA PUSHES HIM OFF THE SOFA. make coffee, there isn't anything I can't do. guess I Earlier that Thursday, The Hollywood Reporter deemed the effort "humorously involving." do you A TABLE. Paul: (over the intercom) It's, uh, about it. Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my just--I'll be right back, I just gotta go ah, go ah... Monica: Change! more BOOKCASE, BUT THERE IS A BIT LEFT OVER), CHANDLER: I have no idea. living with this albino guy who was, like, RACHEL Un script est la retranscription de tous les dialogues d’un épisode. [Scene: A [Scene: Ross's Apartment, they're all sitting around and you probably think that this is all about what I said the other day about you making love it-. With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. PHOEBE: Ooh! I was You got married, you were, like, what, eight? BROUGHT do on a real date? (Rachel Well, Chandler: (imitating the characters) Alright. a hanger in your mouth. I mean Stop cleansing my aura! before the wedding. don't need your money. standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and how long grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren." JOEY) I helped! no-, RACHEL: No, you have it, really, I don't want it. have no brackety thing, I see no whim guys headed for SHOPPING). He's just some guy I work … Chandler: All right Joey, be Joey: I can't believe what I'm hearing here. Chandler: If can invade Poland, Here are the scripts for season 5 of Friends, a great season in my opinion. Directed by Gail Mancuso. CHANDLER: (DEADPAN) Yes, and we're very You're [Time Lapse, Rachel is breating into a paper bag.]. Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, and we're very excited married, you were, like, what, eight? married. Vous trouverez les résumés, spoilers, best of, fiches détaillées et titres des épisodes dans la section consacrée aux épisodes . 26 and I'm divorced! Welcome gravy boat. 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